'The academic archaeology establishment is suppressing my breakthroughs because of the disruption it would bring to their prepared-core flake-based toolmaking industry.'

3129. "Archaeology Research"

'Historians: Contemporaneous documentation of the initial events is often sparse, and in fact people often get testy and uncooperative when we urge better documentation for the historical record.'

3127. "Where Babies Come From"

'You say no human would reply to a forum thread about Tom Bombadil by writing and editing hundreds of words of text, complete with formatting, fancy punctuation, and two separate uses of the word 'delve'. Unfortunately for both of us, you are wrong.'

3126. "Disclaimer"

'We should have you at the gate in just under two hours--two and a half if we get pulled over.'

3124. "Grounded"

'During the most recent glacial maximum, it's believed that land bridges extended from the surfaces and connected several of the spheres together.'

3122. "Bad Map Projection: Interrupted Spheres"

'"And in maritime news, the Coast Guard is on the scene today after an apparent collision between two lighthouses."'

3119. "Flettner Rotor"