Recently some people reported EUROPOL had placed a $50,000 bounty on Qilin ransomware group. However, Eduard Kovacs quickly ascertained this was false after speaking with EUROPOL regarding the so-called bounty.

tl;dr Threat Actor runs counter-intelligence op. Good photoshop

Was hanging out with my new born baby boy. Heard my wife scream bloody murder. I safety put down the baby, run into living room, and see some weird thing flying around.

Absolutely terrified, I killed an animal today concerned it might harm my baby. I'm a murderer:(

Oh, God. Please help me. I did DRIVERQUERY /V and have found dozens upon dozens of kernel modes. Oh, Lord. Save me from the ROOTKITS and BOOTKITS. Oh, sweet baby Jesus

They (the Illuminati) even managed to ROOTKIT me with BEEP.