Who is this man in the first place 😂😂😂

@TheComedyCentre

If you want to test someone's strength, try to push the toilet door open while they are using it.

People are strong!

@TheComedyCentre

A pensioner drove his brand new Mercedes to 100 mph. Looking in his rear view mirror, he saw a police car behind him so he floored it to 140, then 150, ... then 155, ... but suddenly he thought, "I'm too old for this nonsense!" so he pulled over to the side of the road and waited for the police car to catch up with him.

The officer walked up to him, looked at his watch and said, "Sir, my shift ends in ten minutes. Today is Friday and I'm taking off for the weekend with my family. If you can give me a good reason that I've never heard before on why you were speeding, I'll let you go."

The man looked very seriously at the policeman, and replied: "Years ago, my wife ran off with a
policeman. I thought you were bringing her back!"

The cop left saying, "Have a good day, Sir."

@TheComedyCentre

In the book of trouble chapter 6 verse 1 it says

"Babe I've missed my period"

Can someone read verse 2 for us

@TheComedyCentre

I declare pregnancy to into the life of the woman who is reading this without a bra, if you get upset, they will be triplets!

@TheComedyCentre

My goal was to make $50,000 this year from crypto. Just $70,000 to go now 💪

@TheComedyCentre