Some people should never be let near a kitchen 😂😂😂

@TheComedyCentre

Alright, let’s imagine the perfect scenario together: World Cup final — Argentina vs Portugal. Ronaldo’s sitting on 999 career goals. The game’s on fire, 0-0, and in the 74th minute, Ruben Dias gets sent off. The stadium is dead silent.

Then, 90+4 — a cross from Nuno Mendes, Ronaldo rises above everyone, bangs in a header past Emiliano Martínez. It’s goal number 1000, in a World Cup final. The crowd goes wild. The ref blows the final whistle. Portugal are World Champions. Ronaldo lifts the World Cup.

…and just as he lifts the trophy, the alarm clock goes off. Wake up. Time to go to school.

@TheComedyCentre