"Once, in a boat on the Delaware with some other young men, he refused to row in his turn. 'I will be row'd home,' says he. 'We will not row you,' says I. 'You must, or stay all night on the water,' says he, 'just as you please.' The others said, 'Let us row; what signifies it?' But, my mind being soured with his other conduct, I continu'd to refuse. So he swore he would make me row, or throw me overboard; and coming along, stepping on the thwarts, toward me, when he came up and struck at me, I clapped my hand under his crutch, and, rising, pitched him head-foremost into the river."
📜 Benjamin Franklin, Autobiography, 1791
🎨 Charles Herbert Moore, Hudson River Above Catskill, 1865