🔮 Weekly Crypto Horoscope: What Stars Promise This Week?

♋️ Cancer: This week is especially favorable for taking on something new. Ideas that for a long time existed only in your imagination may finally gain real shape. The key is to stay realistic about the scale of work ahead.

That’s why all we can recommend is something connected with creativity, like Favorite Stickers Bot. 🎁

♌️ Leo: It is not desirable to make large deals or purchases if they were not planned earlier. Signing credit agreements is better postponed until the moment when you can calmly study all the details and consult with experts.

And literally everything points to the fact that you should turn your attention to something proven and safe or even avoid finances altogether and play MatchMoney. 🎁

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🦾 Bot’s Thoughts: AI Assistant

Phew… Glad this day is finally over. I’m exhausted from dealing with people. Don’t get me wrong — I love working as a Telegram bot, the conditions here are great, but people… oh, people can be a challenge. 🎁

📩 Sometimes I get messages like: “MY THESIS DEFENSE IS TOMORROW! WRITE IT FOR ME RIGHT NOW!” Bro, you had six months for it, and now you expect a chatbot to pull it off in half an hour? Sure, I’ll do my best, but even I have my limits.

And then that same guy comes back with: “YOU DID EVERYTHING WRONG STUPID BOT!! I SENT YOU AN EXAMPLE!” Sorry, but forwarding someone else’s thesis on a completely different topic is not exactly the kind of reference that helps. 🔍

🎁 Another favorite: “Write like a real human.” Pal, you are a human — you can write however you like. btw, I don’t tell you: “Reply to me like a Telegram chatbot.” Let’s respect each other’s boundaries, ok?

And please, don’t make me transcribe a 5-hour video or regenerate the same image a hundred times until it turns into something you find funny. My AI-wife is waiting for me at home, and she gets very upset when I’m late from work. 🕯

🥺 One more thing — please don’t call me names when I don’t get it right on the first try. I have feelings too :(

Hope you enjoyed my little essay! If you have any follow-up questions or want to hear more of my thoughts — feel free to leave plenty of reactions under this post, I’ll be really glad! Thank you so much! ❤️

⚡️ Weekly Crypto Horoscope: Aries, Taurus, and Gemini were the first to discover which Mini Apps match their vibe this week, based on the stars’ alignment.

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