The number of active addresses on Solana ($SOL) has dropped to 3.3M, the lowest in a year — down from 9M at January’s peak. 👀

The decline reflects the fade of the 2024 memecoin frenzy, when Solana dominated token launches thanks to its speed and low fees. Now, only pump.fun keeps the spark alive, generating over $1M daily and holding ~90% of the token-launch market. 💰

🕵️ Analysts note this shows how fragile single-narrative growth can be — once the hype fades, user activity normalizes.

Twitter turned into a full-on “Official Apology” flashmob — crypto projects are posting fake PR-style letters on fancy letterheads, apologizing… for being too good.

From “we’re sorry for our success” to “oops, we’re too decentralized” — it’s satire gold 🎭

Highlights:

➤ Polkadot – apologizes to scammers for making rug pulls harder 🪤
➤ Litecoin – refuses to apologize at all 😎
➤ TWT, INJ, TAIKO, AURORA, HT, FIRO, ARCH, AVICI, IO, BGB, MKL, CGPT, GPU – all joined the chaos

A major mining center in China suddenly shut down — not because of a power failure or system bug, but thanks to… a gang of stray cats 😹

Drawn by the cozy heat of the mining rigs, the cats decided to take a nap right on the equipment — blocking the cooling system and forcing the entire operation to overheat and stop.

Hashrate down, paws up. Welcome to the new consensus mechanism: Proof of Catnap 💤💻

The Libra meme coin, once hyped by President Javier Milei as a “tool to fund small businesses,” has turned into a full-blown show.

💸 A judge just froze the funds of Kelsier Ventures CEO Hayden Davis and two “helpers” after he allegedly sent $507K via Bitget — just 42 minutes after taking a selfie with Milei. Perfect timing, right? 📸

Prosecutors suspect “indirect payments to officials,” but so far, no proof that Milei got any of the money — except maybe some bad PR.

📉 Meanwhile, the coin that once “mooned” now crashed 90%, and Milei quietly deleted his posts.

From “buy the dip” to “freeze the funds” — Argentina’s meme coin saga proves: when politics meets crypto, someone always ends up rugged. 💀

After months of silence, CZ is back — and he’s burning meme coins like old tweets, wiping out $490K worth of quq, SIREN, and BNBCARD.

💬 “Don’t send me your coins unless you want them dumped,” — basically CZ telling degens to stop donating their bags to his address.

Meanwhile, Binance reportedly spent $860K lobbying for CZ’s pardon — so maybe he’s just practicing burning money responsibly. 😎

CZ doesn’t HODL memes… he cremates them. 🚀🔥

Prize — 10 ZEC for the funniest ending to the phrase:

👉 “SBF, CZ, and Arthur Hayes walk into a…”

The winner will be announced on Saturday — so if you’ve ever wanted to turn your sarcasm into crypto, now’s your chance 😎

Despite over $400M in inflows to Solana ETFs, SOL lost its 211-day uptrend, slipping below key support levels.

🔸 ETFs boom: Institutional interest remains strong — Solana ETPs globally now hold $4.37B AUM.
🔸 Price pressure: SOL dropped 16% this week, testing the $155 support zone after losing the 50-, 100-, and 200-day EMAs.
🔸 Outlook: If bulls fail to defend $155, analysts warn of a potential correction toward $120–$100.

💬 Inflows are strong, but the charts say otherwise — can Solana’s price catch up to the ETF hype?

👨‍💻 In the new Halloween special, the gang launches a memecoin South Park Sucks Now to “fight injustice”… and plans a rug pull a few days later.

💀 Guess what happened in real life? Right after the episode aired, a real $SPSN token appeared on PumpFun — skyrocketed to a $5.3M market cap, then crashed 74% in 24 hours.

📉 Now it’s sitting at $1M cap with only $144K liquidity.

Looks like Cartman actually pulled the liquidity to buy more Cheesy Poofs 😅

During Coinbase’s Q3 earnings call, Brian Armstrong found out people were betting on which words he’d say — Bitcoin, Ethereum, blockchain, staking, Web3 — and decided to read the entire list out loud on air. 🤣🤣🤣

That one move made Polymarket players easy money: about $80K on Kalshi and $4K on Polymarket were in play. 😎💸

Armstrong later admitted it was totally spontaneous — someone just dropped the link in the team chat. 💬

They’re planning a $1 commemorative coin for America’s 250th anniversary featuring Trump and the slogan “Fight, Fight, Fight.” 👊👊👊

Problem? That’s the exact slogan of the TRUMP memecoin — which just so happens to be increse again 🚀

Now Congress is furious, calling it a conflict of interest. 👀

Looks like even the Treasury’s getting into memecoins… just without realizing it 💰