📊 The Solana-based memecoin launchpad has logged $13.4M in revenue over the past 7 days — its best weekly performance in the last 6 months.

That’s three weeks of growth in a row, showing the memecoin casino still has plenty of gamblers lining up 🎰🚀

🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 Scotland’s legendary distillery Bowmore is dropping NFT-backed whisky bottles on Avalanche. Each bottle gets an NFC tag + NFT — proof you’re classy and degen.

🍾 Collector’s Edition: 30-year-old whisky ($5,500) + fancy glassware + meet-up with Ava Labs’ founder. Only 8 NFTs — rarer than your friend who actually HODLs.

🌅 Dawn of Corn-geddon: 12-year-old whisky ($180), 150 bottles. Perfect for those who missed Bitcoin at $180.

📅 Launching Sept 30 at TOKEN2049 Singapore.

Because nothing says “responsible investment” like turning your portfolio into a bar cabinet 🥂🚀

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This is proof that investors will buy anything if Bitcoin behaves and the Fed hints at rate cuts. From DOGE to Trump-themed tokens, the casino is open, and everyone’s feeling lucky. 🤞🍀

🔎 Analysts warn it’s still “early,” which in memecoin terms means: there’s time to get in before the inevitable “haha… oh no” moment.

Remember: these coins have the stability of a squirrel on espresso — fun while it lasts, but don’t get too comfy. 🐿💸

Crypto just can’t behave. Two men have been arrested after launching… ahem adult toys onto WNBA courts — all part of a viral stunt by none other than the Green Dildo Coin (yes, $DILDO) crew.

💚 Why green? According to “Daldo Raine,” the project's mastermind, it’s a nod to green candles on charts. Because what says “bullish” like flinging rubber at pro athletes? 📊

The goal? Dodge influencer fees and go viral — though the WNBA, understandably, isn’t amused. Charges include disorderly conduct and poor taste in PR.

The group now promises “classier” pranks. What’s next? Glitter grenades at golf tournaments? 💣

💥 Meme season may be down bad, but the cringe is mooning.

Pump․Fun has announced the Glass Full Foundation (GFF) — a new initiative aimed at accelerating the most vibrant and promising communities within its ecosystem.

🔹 GFF will inject significant liquidity into selected Solana-based tokens
🔹 The goal: to fuel the most active and “cult-like” communities
🔹 Several projects have already received support, with more to come

The mission? Grow the Solana meme coin scene exponentially. 📈